Falco and the Experiment

A group of scientists came to Falco on a peaceful day and asked if he could help them test out a new kind of machine mobility, a way for a machine to have perfect grip over anything. They offered plenty of cash for it. Being that the Starfox team needed money (as well as Falco's own wallet), he decided to volunteer.

He should've realized something was wrong the minute they asked him to strip down naked and enter a room.

He should've realized something bad would happen when he was told to sit on the stool and place his ankles in the stocks.

He should've realized what was going to come of this when he felt one of his tail-feathers being pulled out.

The next few hours were probably the longest and most agonizing of his entire life, as the synthetic material dragged his own feather up his sole, and also obtained a scrub brush and began scrubbing his other sole. Having had his feet contained in padded boots for the most of several years, his feet were highly sensitive, and the tickling was driving him bonkers. Around and around the feather went, hitting each and every sensitive spot. The scrub brush brushed away, sending his brain to the the very limits of heaven and hell.

The one thing that ALMOST made up for it was the gigantic check he got when he was done... after being under the scientist's hands for three days.

Falco (c) Nintendo
LMA-- Liquid Machine Arms (c) Me